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whittle1
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 17:02:05

Answer this question, and you shalt be considered the most brainest member on this forum:

A cowboy rode to town on friday,
stayed there for two nights
and came back on friday.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??

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Underloop
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 17:11:34

well its one of 2:

1) His horse is called Friday

2) He stayed somewhere else the other 5 nights

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whittle1
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 17:15:37

quote:
Originally posted by Underloop:
well its one of 2:

1) His horse is called Friday

2) He stayed somewhere else the other 5 nights

See what i mean underloop when i say i like you for your knowledge

I just knew you would be the first one to get it.

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Jon O-T
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 17:25:29

Yup, ive heard that 1 before, his horse is called Friday, bit of a random name for a horse but there u go.

Heres a riddle,
Jacks mother had 4 children. The first was called North, the second was called East, and the third was called South. What was the fourth one called?

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Brady
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 17:27:27

Jack?

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Jon O-T
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 17:31:22

LOL yay, well done mate! :)

Ok.
A man pushes his car to the hotel, pays the owner and pushes his car away. What is he doing?

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Underloop
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 17:53:41

playing monopoly? Heard that one before lol

Whittle - it was just luck I was on the site when you posted it :-P Theres plenty of clever people on this site

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Underloop
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 18:02:36

A man walks 3 miles south, 3 miles west, 1 mile north, another mile west. He then spots a bear, shoots it and kills it. He then walks 2 miles north and ends up back where he started.

What colour was the bear?

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Priest
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 18:24:42

quote:
Originally posted by Jon O-T:
Yup, ive heard that 1 before, his horse is called Friday, bit of a random name for a horse but there u go.

i thought horse names were random?

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djDMS
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 18:27:14

White.

(the bear that is)

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Edited by - djDMS on 2005/09/26 18:29:01

-Bazza-
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 18:49:17

quote:
Originally posted by Underloop:
A man walks 3 miles south, 3 miles west, 1 mile north, another mile west. He then spots a bear, shoots it and kills it. He then walks 2 miles north and ends up back where he started.

What colour was the bear?

Red? It's covered in blood.

White polar bear before that though as he must have started at the north pole, as travelling due west near the north pole would take you in a sharply curved path.

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Underloop
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 19:08:52

^^^ yup, your both right

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whittle1
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 19:12:23

An eaaasy, stupid one now:

a young boy is at the bottom of a 50 floor building
he is on floor 1 (durr!).
He tries the elevator, but cannot use it
so he has to take the stairs.

Why could he not use the elevator?

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Underloop
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 19:20:46

too short to reach the buttons?

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whittle1
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 19:27:18

quote:
Originally posted by Underloop:
too short to reach the buttons?

Well done, too easy like i said.
I gotta killer one coming up, but i'm waiting til you go off the site Underloop so nobody gets it in a jiffy! hehe

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SERA
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Posted - 2005/09/26 : 19:35:04

There are five houses in a row in different colors. In each house lives a person with a

different nationality. The five owners drink a different drink, smoke a different brand

of cigar and keep a different pet, one of which is a Walleye Pike.

The question is—who owns the fish?

Hints:

1. The Brit lives in the red house.

2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

3. The Dane drinks tea.

4. The green house is on the left of the white house.

5. The green house owner drinks coffee.

6. The person who smokes Pall Malls keeps birds.

7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.

8. The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk.

9. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.

10. The Norwegian lives in the first house.

11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhills.

12. The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.

13. The German smokes Princes.

14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

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