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-Bazza-
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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  18:37:04  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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1) two archaeologists in a field discover a coin. the date on it shows as 20 BC, one of the archaeologists throws it away as a fake. how did he know



Coins were rarely dated before 1500, and if it was issued before Christ, the current date sytem didn't exist yet.


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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  18:39:59  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by whittle1:
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Originally posted by Underloop:
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Originally posted by bristolboy05:
a dad and a son was driving along in a car but then they crashed, his dad died and the boy had 2 get rushed 2 hospital 2 get a operation done on his ribs, but this operation was 2 dangerous for any ordenary docter. so they had 2 call a top quility docter from france to procced wid the operation, so the docter flys 2 england in a helicopter and then arrives at the hospital, the docter haves a look at the kid and then says i cant cuz that is my son.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ???



The Doctor is his Mum?

Whittle: Post your tricky one, I'll promise not to post the answer if I get it (assuming I can of course)



Right, my tricky one. And you might have heard this one before. In that case, not so tricky:

Two explorers are strolling through the Amazon Rainforest.
In the distance, they can see two body's lying next to each other on the floor, in the middle of the forest.
As they approach, it appears that one of the body's is a girls body, and the other a boys body.
The first explorer says: 'What on earth have we stumbled upon here?'
The second replies: 'Something...magnificent.'
'What do you mean something magnificent,' asks the first.
The second explorer says: 'We have just found Adam & Eve.'

HOW DOES THE SECOND EXPLORER KNOW THEY HAVE DISCOVERED ADAM & EVE?



*still working on it*


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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  18:44:11  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:
they have they names in they wallets?



Yes because im sure Adam and Eve carried wallets around, along with their libary pass, £5 notes, master card and their Mcdonalds vouchers. :S


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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  18:45:15  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:
they have they names in they wallets?



Yes because im sure Adam and Eve carried wallets around, along with their libary pass, £5 notes, master card and their Mcdonalds vouchers. :S



It doesn't have to be THE Adam and Eve, could just be two people with those names.

Personally I believe in Adam and Eve thing, I think there was too gradual changes between apes and humans, to be able to have two modern humans at the start of the species, and if it was true then the whole human species must have been born out of incest, because the children of Adam and Eve would be brother and sister.



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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  18:52:26  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:
It doesn't have to be THE Adam and Eve, could just be two people with those names.



Yea good point.

If its not the real Adam and Eve, and there other Adam and Eves, then they could still be alive. And there saying "help us, im Eve and this is Adam". Long shot but is it rite Whittle?


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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  19:03:34  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by Jon O-T:
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:
It doesn't have to be THE Adam and Eve, could just be two people with those names.



Yea good point.

If its not the real Adam and Eve, and there other Adam and Eves, then they could still be alive. And there saying "help us, im Eve and this is Adam". Long shot but is it rite Whittle?



Yeah I considered that but it wouldn't be very magnificent though, and the first explorer wouldn't need to ask.

It's difficult to know if the answer actually makes sense, as the story of adam and eve doesn't make sense anyway.



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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  19:05:13  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit whittle1's homepage  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by Jon O-T:
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:
It doesn't have to be THE Adam and Eve, could just be two people with those names.



Yea good point.

If its not the real Adam and Eve, and there other Adam and Eves, then they could still be alive. And there saying "help us, im Eve and this is Adam". Long shot but is it rite Whittle?



Nah, the scientists found THE REAL Adam & Eve from THE GAREN OF EDEN.
NOT any random people named Adam & Eve lol!!


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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  19:06:51  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:

Yeah I considered that but it wouldn't be very magnificent though, and the first explorer wouldn't need to ask.

It's difficult to know if the answer actually makes sense, as the story of adam and eve doesn't make sense anyway.





Yea, its probably a trick question or something, but i give up now!

*edit*
give up then. LOL


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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  19:10:37  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit whittle1's homepage  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by Jon O-T:
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:

Yeah I considered that but it wouldn't be very magnificent though, and the first explorer wouldn't need to ask.

It's difficult to know if the answer actually makes sense, as the story of adam and eve doesn't make sense anyway.





Yea, its probably a trick question or something, but i give up now!

*edit*
give up then. LOL



Honest, it's not a trick question or anything like that.
When i tell you all the answer, you're all going to kick yourselves


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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  19:29:30  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by whittle1:
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Originally posted by Jon O-T:
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:

Yeah I considered that but it wouldn't be very magnificent though, and the first explorer wouldn't need to ask.

It's difficult to know if the answer actually makes sense, as the story of adam and eve doesn't make sense anyway.





Yea, its probably a trick question or something, but i give up now!

*edit*
give up then. LOL



Honest, it's not a trick question or anything like that.
When i tell you all the answer, you're all going to kick yourselves



Their grave stones were there?


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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  19:33:51  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit whittle1's homepage  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by yaddam205:
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Originally posted by whittle1:
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Originally posted by Jon O-T:
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:

Yeah I considered that but it wouldn't be very magnificent though, and the first explorer wouldn't need to ask.

It's difficult to know if the answer actually makes sense, as the story of adam and eve doesn't make sense anyway.





Yea, its probably a trick question or something, but i give up now!

*edit*
give up then. LOL



Honest, it's not a trick question or anything like that.
When i tell you all the answer, you're all going to kick yourselves



Their grave stones were there?



Nah!!
Good guess though.


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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  19:45:59  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit jenks's homepage  Reply with quote
They don't have any belly buttons.



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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  19:52:38  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
Ok we all give up!

Let's hear it


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Originally posted by jenks:
They don't have any belly buttons.



Well done Sir
*applause*

Simple isn't it?
You just have to think about it!


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At first I put 'one is missing a rib' but then I thought, how the hell could they tell from just looking at a body...



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