Jon O-T Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/27 : 15:13:29
quote:Originally posted by -Bazza-:
quote:Originally posted by Jon O-T:
Yea Underloop u were right, hes playin monopoly.
An electric train is traveling at 100 miles per hour. And the wind is blowing in an eastern direction at 25 miles per hour. What way is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke, it's an electric train.
Yep! Well done mate.
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-Bazza- Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/27 : 18:46:19
quote:Originally posted by Underloop:
quote:Originally posted by SERA:
U2 has a concert that starts in just 17 minutes and all of the band members must all cross a bridge to get there. The four men begin on the same side of the bridge and you must help them to get across to the other side.
Due the age of the bridge, only two people can cross at one time. To make matters worse, it is night-time and there is only one torch. The torch is always required when crossing the bridge and the torch must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc. Each band member walks at a different speed and a pair must walk together at the rate of the slower man:
Bono takes 1 minute to cross
Edge takes 2 minutes to cross
Adam takes 5 minutes to cross
Larry takes 10 minutes to cross
For example, if Bono and Larry walk across first, it takes them 10 minutes to cross. If Adam then returns with the torch , a total of 15 minutes will have passed.
bristolboy05 Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/27 : 19:33:55
a dad and a son was driving along in a car but then they crashed, his dad died and the boy had 2 get rushed 2 hospital 2 get a operation done on his ribs, but this operation was 2 dangerous for any ordenary docter. so they had 2 call a top quility docter from france to procced wid the operation, so the docter flys 2 england in a helicopter and then arrives at the hospital, the docter haves a look at the kid and then says i cant cuz that is my son.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ???
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Uproar Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/27 : 20:06:17
quote:Originally posted by mustapha:
If a red house is made from red bricks,
A blue house is made of blue bricks,
What is a green house made of?
Do you get 'half a hole' if you fill a hole half full?
Bit stupid but thought i'd post it.
The green house is made from glass.
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Underloop Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/27 : 20:15:51
quote:Originally posted by bristolboy05:
a dad and a son was driving along in a car but then they crashed, his dad died and the boy had 2 get rushed 2 hospital 2 get a operation done on his ribs, but this operation was 2 dangerous for any ordenary docter. so they had 2 call a top quility docter from france to procced wid the operation, so the docter flys 2 england in a helicopter and then arrives at the hospital, the docter haves a look at the kid and then says i cant cuz that is my son.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ???
The Doctor is his Mum?
Whittle: Post your tricky one, I'll promise not to post the answer if I get it (assuming I can of course)
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DJ Mouse Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/27 : 21:26:24
1) two archaeologists in a field discover a coin. the date on it shows as 20 BC, one of the archaeologists throws it away as a fake. how did he know
2) two british legal tender coins in my hand add up to 30p. one of the coins isnt a 10p. what coins do i have in my hand?
whittle1 Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/27 : 21:37:59
quote:Originally posted by Underloop:
quote:Originally posted by bristolboy05:
a dad and a son was driving along in a car but then they crashed, his dad died and the boy had 2 get rushed 2 hospital 2 get a operation done on his ribs, but this operation was 2 dangerous for any ordenary docter. so they had 2 call a top quility docter from france to procced wid the operation, so the docter flys 2 england in a helicopter and then arrives at the hospital, the docter haves a look at the kid and then says i cant cuz that is my son.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ???
The Doctor is his Mum?
Whittle: Post your tricky one, I'll promise not to post the answer if I get it (assuming I can of course)
Right, my tricky one. And you might have heard this one before. In that case, not so tricky:
Two explorers are strolling through the Amazon Rainforest.
In the distance, they can see two body's lying next to each other on the floor, in the middle of the forest.
As they approach, it appears that one of the body's is a girls body, and the other a boys body.
The first explorer says: 'What on earth have we stumbled upon here?'
The second replies: 'Something...magnificent.'
'What do you mean something magnificent,' asks the first.
The second explorer says: 'We have just found Adam & Eve.'
HOW DOES THE SECOND EXPLORER KNOW THEY HAVE DISCOVERED ADAM & EVE?
whittle1 Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/28 : 14:03:24
quote:Originally posted by whittle1:
quote:Originally posted by Underloop:
quote:Originally posted by bristolboy05:
a dad and a son was driving along in a car but then they crashed, his dad died and the boy had 2 get rushed 2 hospital 2 get a operation done on his ribs, but this operation was 2 dangerous for any ordenary docter. so they had 2 call a top quility docter from france to procced wid the operation, so the docter flys 2 england in a helicopter and then arrives at the hospital, the docter haves a look at the kid and then says i cant cuz that is my son.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ???
The Doctor is his Mum?
Whittle: Post your tricky one, I'll promise not to post the answer if I get it (assuming I can of course)
Right, my tricky one. And you might have heard this one before. In that case, not so tricky:
Two explorers are strolling through the Amazon Rainforest.
In the distance, they can see two body's lying next to each other on the floor, in the middle of the forest.
As they approach, it appears that one of the body's is a girls body, and the other a boys body.
The first explorer says: 'What on earth have we stumbled upon here?'
The second replies: 'Something...magnificent.'
'What do you mean something magnificent,' asks the first.
The second explorer says: 'We have just found Adam & Eve.'
HOW DOES THE SECOND EXPLORER KNOW THEY HAVE DISCOVERED ADAM & EVE?
Ok, looks like no-one is getting mine.
Anyway Underloop, i want to hear your guess...
Underloop Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/28 : 14:30:44
quote:Originally posted by whittle1:
Ok, looks like no-one is getting mine.
Anyway Underloop, i want to hear your guess...
hmmm, theres a number of posibilities. I think I know the answer, but I'm keeping schtum for a day or so. I take it its not as simple as "they had id bracelets on" or one of them was holding an apple etc heh.
The answer I'm holding back is more scientific.... but I know theres a few people with scientific backgrounds on here so I'm not saying until I'm sure nobody is going to get it
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bristolboy05 Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/28 : 18:01:26
Whittle: Post your tricky one, I'll promise not to post the answer if I get it (assuming I can of course)
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Right, my tricky one. And you might have heard this one before. In that case, not so tricky:
Two explorers are strolling through the Amazon Rainforest.
In the distance, they can see two body's lying next to each other on the floor, in the middle of the forest.
As they approach, it appears that one of the body's is a girls body, and the other a boys body.
The first explorer says: 'What on earth have we stumbled upon here?'
The second replies: 'Something...magnificent.'
'What do you mean something magnificent,' asks the first.
The second explorer says: 'We have just found Adam & Eve.'
HOW DOES THE SECOND EXPLORER KNOW THEY HAVE DISCOVERED ADAM & EVE?
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cuz they are both naked wid a leaf cuvvering there private parts.
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bristolboy05 Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/28 : 18:07:25
a man is found hanged to death in the middle of the room with nuthin but a puddle of water on the floor below him. (he cummited suicide) how did he manage 2 hang himself with nuthin in the room exept from the puddle of water.
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jenks Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/28 : 18:31:09
He was stood on a block of ice...
whittle1 Advanced Member
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Posted - 2005/09/28 : 18:36:37
quote:Originally posted by bristolboy05:
cuz they are both naked wid a leaf cuvvering there private parts.
Nope.
That's not the answer
And underloop it's nothing like "they had id bracelets on" or one of them was holding an apple etc.
When you say scientific, i'm not sure where you are going with that one, so tell me your scientific answer...
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