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yaddam205
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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  20:13:00  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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quote:
Originally posted by jenks:
They don't have any belly buttons.



Well done Sir
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Simple isn't it?
You just have to think about it!



Ahh, damn that's a good one





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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  21:35:43  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
That is a good one. Except they would just be skeletons.

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Posted - 2005/09/28 :  21:36:26  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
I was right, the answer doesn't make any sense. In reality they would have been mutant babies.

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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  00:25:51  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Underloop's homepage  Reply with quote
That was my scientific answer tbh lol...... not *so* scientific I guess, but you have to realise that Adam and Eve weren't born in the traditional sense, so didn't have placentas attatched to them, hence no belly buttons...... but as Jon said, they would be skeletons..... in fact in the rainforest there wouldn't be much eft of htem at all due to the humidity. Would be better if they were buried in a glacier or something and their bodies preserved

Bristolboy: had the ice melted?

You are sealed in a steel room. The walls, ceiling and floor are 6 feet thick. There are no doors, windows, or other openings. The only items that are in the room with you are a mirror and a table. How do you get out?


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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  00:33:47  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit jenks's homepage  Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by Underloop:


You are sealed in a steel room. The walls, ceiling and floor are 6 feet thick. There are no doors, windows, or other openings. The only items that are in the room with you are a mirror and a table. How do you get out?



Lol, no-one will get this unless they've heard it before....


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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  00:38:52  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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That was my scientific answer tbh lol...... not *so* scientific I guess, but you have to realise that Adam and Eve weren't born in the traditional sense, so didn't have placentas attatched to them, hence no belly buttons...... but as Jon said, they would be skeletons..... in fact in the rainforest there wouldn't be much eft of htem at all due to the humidity. Would be better if they were buried in a glacier or something and their bodies preserved

Bristolboy: had the ice melted?

You are sealed in a steel room. The walls, ceiling and floor are 6 feet thick. There are no doors, windows, or other openings. The only items that are in the room with you are a mirror and a table. How do you get out?



Yea ok there Underloop lol I have heard that one and just to warn other people. The answer to this is really out there and there is not "logial" solution lol

IF you get this one props to you


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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  00:43:04  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
Well here's my one which I think is really hard

A man is pushing his car. He stops in front of a hotel and immediately knows he is bankrupt. How did he know?


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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  00:52:08  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit jenks's homepage  Reply with quote
Is he playing monopoly?



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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  01:20:30  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Is he playing monopoly?



Damn ur good


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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  01:46:27  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit jenks's homepage  Reply with quote
Naa I'de just heard that one before ;)



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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  06:56:57  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by Underloop:

You are sealed in a steel room. The walls, ceiling and floor are 6 feet thick. There are no doors, windows, or other openings. The only items that are in the room with you are a mirror and a table. How do you get out?



Do you use the table to break the mirror, then use a shard of glass to kill yourself?


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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  09:51:24  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit djDMS's homepage  Reply with quote
This one is impossible to answer unless you've heard it before (or are some kind of freak)!!!

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Posted - 2005/09/29 :  10:21:10  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Underloop's homepage  Reply with quote
I admit you do need to think just a tad laterally lol.......

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Posted - 2005/10/01 :  11:13:50  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
I know it!!!! I was in the middle of posting the answer but the site was down.

You break the table in half, two halfs make a whole. So then he escapes through the hole!!! And the mirror is just for confussion?
Bit different to the one ive heard before, but it should still be right.


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Posted - 2005/10/01 :  11:43:19  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by Jon O-T:
I know it!!!! I was in the middle of posting the answer but the site was down.

You break the table in half, two halfs make a whole. So then he escapes through the hole!!! And the mirror is just for confussion?
Bit different to the one ive heard before, but it should still be right.



I remember one like from school, if it that it's stupid. LOL You can't escape through a whole. :P


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