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reenz
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Posted - 2006/09/14 :  12:49:49  Show profile Send a private message
ok i know theyre done to death but no matter how many times i hear one of those lame pick up lines it makes me laugh. my friend told me this one today...

You must be a parking ticket...

because youve got fine written all over you

hehehe i laughed hysterically.... tell me more, i want to laugh more hehe

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Jax
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Posted - 2006/09/14 :  13:01:23  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Jax's homepage
that would be better if it was

would you mind if i give you a parking ticket?

why?

cause you've got fine written all over you



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Jessikah
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That left my in creases haha love it

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Hardcore4eva
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Posted - 2006/09/14 :  14:33:05  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Hardcore4eva's homepage
Hey, wanna fuk???

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Jessikah
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me ???

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_BoNe_
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Posted - 2006/09/14 :  14:40:16  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit _BoNe_'s homepage
YOU! On it.

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Jessikah
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eh ???? sorry am slow

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1up
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Posted - 2006/09/14 :  14:44:38  Show profile  Send a private message
someone better call the coppers! cause youve stolen my heart! =( awwww. ROFLMAO
cheesey

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Edited by - 1up on 2006/09/14 14:48:25
Jessikah
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haha!!

feel dead stupid cause this is really making me giggle, feel like a little gurl lol

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Hardcore4eva
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Posted - 2006/09/14 :  14:54:35  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Hardcore4eva's homepage
Get your coat love, you've pulled!

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Jessikah
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ive had this 1 a few times :

[[lad]] the names bond !!
[[lass]] let me guess James Bond..!!!
[[lad]] no Unibond iv'e come to fill your crack

haha makes me giggle

but i just go oh hi james and there like **** haha

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Xenochrome
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Posted - 2006/09/14 :  16:13:33  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Xenochrome's homepage
Me: You know that they call me the Rubik's Cube?

Her: Why?

Me: Because the longer you play with me, the harder I get.



Works like a charm.

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Entity
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Posted - 2006/09/14 :  16:25:26  Show profile View artist profile  Send a private message  Visit Entity's homepage
"Nice belly, got room for a lodger?"



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Edited by - Entity on 2006/09/14 16:26:30
jenks
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Posted - 2006/09/14 :  16:44:47  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit jenks's homepage
Have you got a mirror in your nickers?



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XtarsiA
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Hi, Im Luke!




















... did it work?

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Fishy
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How much per hour

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