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Smoogie
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United Kingdom
6,504 posts
Joined: Mar, 2006
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 Posted - 2006/09/14 : 19:16:32
Me: Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?
Them: What?
Me: Coz, i don't think god cared as you should be in hell!! 
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Entity
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United Kingdom
1,329 posts
Joined: Jul, 2003
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Posted - 2006/09/14 : 19:46:06
It's not much but it will fill a pram....
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Uproar
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United Kingdom
1,644 posts
Joined: Aug, 2004
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Posted - 2006/09/14 : 19:47:14
Down you go!
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SixFeet
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United Kingdom
2,285 posts
Joined: Jan, 2005
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Posted - 2006/09/14 : 19:55:33
Pickup lines became obsolete when chloroform was invented.
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lucificifus
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United States
1,518 posts
Joined: Jun, 2004
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Posted - 2006/09/14 : 20:17:49
quote:
Originally posted by SixFeet:
Pickup lines became obsolete when chloroform was invented.
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pump tha selectah!
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reenz
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Australia
928 posts
Joined: Sep, 2005
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Posted - 2006/09/14 : 23:37:51
hehehehe funny! everythings funny. maybe thats coz i have been up all night doing an assignment and now i have to start getting ready for work 9 - 5 that should be fun LOLZ
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I make whirlpools in my fishtank
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Jessikah
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United Kingdom
307 posts
Joined: Jul, 2006
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Posted - 2006/09/14 : 23:43:30
i dont know how you do that
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The Doc
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United Kingdom
2,718 posts
Joined: Jan, 2006
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Posted - 2006/09/14 : 23:51:13
cheesy one from years ago but it did work! (or it could of been me)
Are your mum and dad famous?
WHY?
because YOU'VE GOT STARS IN YOUR EYES!
it was sh*te but it did work! when the show came out!
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Hard2Get
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United Kingdom
12,837 posts
Joined: Jun, 2001
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Posted - 2006/09/15 : 05:38:00
quote:
Originally posted by jenks:
Have you got a mirror in your nickers?
Coz i can see myself in your pants!
That was always my favourite one, and generally the only one i really like anyway :P
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Brian K
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United States
8,663 posts
Joined: Sep, 2001
528 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2006/09/15 : 06:20:37
what ever happened to 'nice shoes, wanna f*ck?' =P
baby, I'm no fred flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
so, you're a girl huh?
I am conducting a field test of how many women have pierced nipples.
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Xenochrome
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United States
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Posted - 2006/09/15 : 06:41:16
quote:
Originally posted by Brian K:
baby, I'm no fred flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
Ahhh, you can never go wrong with the classics.
How about...
Do you have any Italian (or insert ethnicity of choice) in you? No? You want some?
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Brian K
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United States
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528 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2006/09/15 : 07:22:12
quote:
Originally posted by Xenochrome:
Do you have any Italian (or insert ethnicity of choice) in you? No? You want some?
haha I had a roommate that actually did use that, and he was italian =P
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Xenochrome
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United States
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 Posted - 2006/09/15 : 07:36:22
I've used it several times myself (I'm half Italian). I've had about a 30% success rate. The other 70% called me a retard.
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Hardcore4eva
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/09/15 : 07:55:51
quote:
Originally posted by Xenochrome:
I've used it several times myself (I'm half Italian). I've had about a 30% success rate. The other 70% called me a retard.
Well they would be correct wouldnt they??? :P
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I think you have got me confused with someone that actually gives a FUK.....................
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Jessikah
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United Kingdom
307 posts
Joined: Jul, 2006
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Posted - 2006/09/15 : 11:14:36
quote:
Originally posted by Hardcore4eva:
quote:
Originally posted by Xenochrome:
I've used it several times myself (I'm half Italian). I've had about a 30% success rate. The other 70% called me a retard.
Well they would be correct wouldnt they??? :P
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