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clarke101
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 Posted - 2006/06/06 : 21:39:45
Shamelessly stolen from another forum i use.
This is supposed to be an actual extract from a sex education textbook for girls printed in the early 60's in the UK & written by a woman!
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'When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed.
Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy.
Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's.
When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.
It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust
your clothing freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakens'.
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Em Jay
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Posted - 2006/06/06 : 21:42:27
Did they ever have sex ed back in the day?
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Posted - 2006/06/06 : 21:44:27
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Originally posted by clarke101:
When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted - 2006/06/06 : 21:50:19
Take notes, ladies, take notes.
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Posted - 2006/06/06 : 21:51:22
It's a touch on the insensitive side of things...
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clarke101
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Posted - 2006/06/06 : 22:06:44
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Originally posted by Mortis:
It's a touch on the insensitive side of things...
Its supposed to be from the 60's a time long ago when women knew there place 
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Posted - 2006/06/06 : 22:18:47
ahhh, that's where I've been going wrong....
she's supposed to get up first and bring me a cuppa tea....
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iluvhrdcor
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Posted - 2006/06/06 : 23:03:39
that is the most biggest bull s@*! that i have ever read! who ever wrote that crap is a f@#*ing moron! i am so glad that time has changed!
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Spoone
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Posted - 2006/06/06 : 23:18:24
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Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
that is the most biggest bull s@*! that i have ever read! who ever wrote that crap is a f@#*ing moron! i am so glad that time has changed!
wheres my cup of tea biitch
:P j/k please dont hit me
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XtarsiA
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Posted - 2006/06/07 : 00:05:30
lol
ur all missing the point.
sure, how great would it be if all the ladies did this.. AND
what about if all the guys had a similar guide? saying be gentle.. be kind.. if ur bird maks a small move play along, make her a cuppa if you get up first.
if she's tired then just cuddle, and go to sleep, and remember a womans satisfaction is more important than a mans.
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if BOTH sexes thought roughly along those lines, the whole world would be a kinder more careing place.
too many ppl thinking, why the hell should i make u a cuppa? or do anything for u? i want to satisfy ME
what u give u get back :)
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iluvhrdcor
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Posted - 2006/06/07 : 00:16:32
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Originally posted by Spoone:
quote:
Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
that is the most biggest bull s@*! that i have ever read! who ever wrote that crap is a f@#*ing moron! i am so glad that time has changed!
wheres my cup of tea biitch
:P j/k please dont hit me
sorry but please don't start me! i hate that the man is the ruler shit! its totally F*****
sorry but i brought up like that.
i really could go on with some shit about this topic.
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clarke101
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Posted - 2006/06/07 : 00:18:38
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Originally posted by XtarsiA:
lol
ur all missing the point.
sure, how great would it be if all the ladies did this.. AND
what about if all the guys had a similar guide? saying be gentle.. be kind.. if ur bird maks a small move play along, make her a cuppa if you get up first.
if she's tired then just cuddle, and go to sleep, and remember a womans satisfaction is more important than a mans.
??
if BOTH sexes thought roughly along those lines, the whole world would be a kinder more careing place.
too many ppl thinking, why the hell should i make u a cuppa? or do anything for u? i want to satisfy ME
what u give u get back :)
No your missing the point. The point is that if this is real and was actually written in the 60's how times have changed.
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Posted - 2006/06/07 : 00:28:40
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Originally posted by XtarsiA:
ur all missing the point.
sure, how great would it be if all the ladies did this.. AND
what about if all the guys had a similar guide? saying be gentle.. be kind.. if ur bird maks a small move play along, make her a cuppa if you get up first.
if she's tired then just cuddle, and go to sleep, and remember a womans satisfaction is more important than a mans.
??
if BOTH sexes thought roughly along those lines, the whole world would be a kinder more careing place.
too many ppl thinking, why the hell should i make u a cuppa? or do anything for u? i want to satisfy ME
what u give u get back :)
I see your point
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Sk8SiM
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Posted - 2006/06/07 : 01:20:29
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Originally posted by Spoone:
quote:
Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
that is the most biggest bull s@*! that i have ever read! who ever wrote that crap is a f@#*ing moron! i am so glad that time has changed!
wheres my cup of tea biitch
:P j/k please dont hit me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!! OMG THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST AMUSING TOPIC I'VE READ SO FAR!!!!
I'm tired as it is and that totally unexpected!!! i can't stop laffin
Anyways *deep breaths* shes right... this is bang out of order...
but then again.... back in them days, if you got a girl preggers... you HAD to marry her... it was just tradish!!! lol
not the same these days tho is it 
I'm dreading to think what the next gen of teenagers will be like in say 20 years time.... ****ing cival wars everywhere cuse of so many crap upbringings, not knowing who your rents were... and the huge amount of the ever rising street crime as the years go on...
see... back then...
THEY WERE CARFUL!!!
SEX MENT SOMETHING!!!!
witch is FANTASTIC IMO!!!
These days i get pissed off with the whole "over rated" and "mis use" of SEX!!!
girls these days tend to have been "around the block" many times...
witch for me is A COMPLETE TURN OFF!!!!
I like a girl not to be innocent (she needs some exp  ), but not had to much... you know... not just cuse they'll be the ones judging you 
but cuse it doesn't really make a girl "spacial" now does it... no matter how many times you can kid yourself that they are...
my advice to any girl... HAVE SOME PRIDE FOR YOURSELF!!!
sure sex is great... but NOT HALF AS GREAT AS "MAKING LOVE!"
and you can't find love... it just happens!
see... they knew that back then^^^^
however no one seams to care for love & romance these days...
most the time cuse they get "mixed signal"... rush into things and then end up been heartbroken cuse it didn't work out...
have you ever herd of TLC!!!
just be like me... you can be amazingly close friends with alot of females... and have TLC (tender love and care) - basiccly kiss and culdles now and then... always been close to each other...
but did i state that... "4 play" is never out of the question 
it just depends how close of friend you are
aslong as you both know where you stand before hand (no strings) then theres no regrets!
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XtarsiA
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Posted - 2006/06/07 : 01:34:56
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Originally posted by clarke101:
No your missing the point. The point is that if this is real and was actually written in the 60's how times have changed.
Well... U didnt actually make a point in your original post!
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Brian K
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Posted - 2006/06/07 : 03:17:05
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Originally posted by clarke101:
No your missing the point. The point is that if this is real and was actually written in the 60's how times have changed.
don't care when it was written, still funny
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