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Breakbeat Jon
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United Kingdom
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Joined: Dec, 2011
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 Posted - 2012/04/15 : 08:51:33
This had me in absolute stiches laughing. It's not serious so I posted it in here rather than general hardcore. Like any good joke / parody it's uncomfortably close to the truth. Well worth a butchers :-)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UK_Hardcore
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DJ John Jarvis
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United Kingdom
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Joined: Nov, 2011
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Posted - 2012/04/15 : 09:13:27
Lol this one is also quite funny http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rave
There is also a bit about hardcore music.
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deathproof627
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United States
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Joined: May, 2011
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Posted - 2012/04/15 : 09:28:24
Lol pretty funny stuff yet so true.
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djDMS
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2012/04/15 : 09:37:13
It's brilliant.
Can see who quite a lot of that is aimed at too!
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Samination
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Sweden
13,165 posts
Joined: Jul, 2004
195 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2012/04/15 : 09:46:29
DJ Samination is where the Beats flow alright. Samination doesn't do dubstep you hear?
djDMS: did Arche write it? =P
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Creating a dizzying array of aliases to cater for each direction your DJ career takes.
This guy must've liked Dutch Happy Hardcore to know that :P
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dannyboy uk
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2012/04/15 : 17:38:10
this was amazing! i particularly liked the explanation for gabber
"Gabber
Gabber is one of those genres of rave music where all the best parts (the tits, the ass, etc...) of electronic music join together into one force and beat the shit out of each other for four hours straight. If you walk out of a rave unable to feel your engine vibrate when you start your car up, you were probably listening to Gabber, or you haven't turned the car on, dumbass. "
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redwingz
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2012/04/15 : 19:18:17
Haha brilliant! As already said...so close to the truth its funny
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Simon
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Belgium
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Posted - 2012/04/15 : 19:25:53
Quality, I wonder who wrote most of it!
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Samination
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Sweden
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Posted - 2012/04/16 : 03:22:13
quote:
Originally posted by Simon:
Quality, I wonder who wrote most of it!
probably Ishkur
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