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JayHH86
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 Posted - 2010/06/24 : 11:15:53
Went out for "a few beers" after the England game. I personally managed to spend 270 quid in six hours of furious drinking. Please see the e-mails from my friends that are going around this morning for some of the key highlights:
"O M G what a ****ing nite! You boys missed out on your train big time.
We got on the train was a whole carraige of 16 year old birds n a handle of lill boys all pissed up and they would just get there tits out when ever I said so, so basically they kept gettin there tits the hole way.
Then we got off said good by to aaron went n rung rreece then stripped off outside the park and went and played on all the swings and work out equipment completely naked (we had our shoes on actually) so then we put our shorts back on after about an hour of naked park, walked back up the road towards subway met aload of these birds again n some of the lads that were mouthing off tryna impress the birds
Basically this lill blonde was all over me, she was wearing my t sgirt for some reason. I look round and seans got his trousers down doing a swan shape
Going to this mouthyu one come on then can you doit, mouthy was like but yer can you do it in the roasd at the cross roads!? We were just like just get your kit off though mate you won't even get naked here liii lol. We then ****ed them off after half hour or so funtime with the kids.
Went up to BP meet scuzz barden and some othr kid on the prowl for gear talked to them ate a BLT n 2 bottles of ribena. Then left them and walked back up towards the station, then guess what I did....
What a night!!! Dan you got the camera!? Where's Aaron JOHNSON!?? Right set of con artist last night LOL
*End of first e-mail*
And this is what he did:
*Second e-mail*
A man-hole cover had collapsed and it was cordoned off with road cones and orange tape......needless to say Will did a shit in the hole. LOL
*End of second e-mail*
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Edited by - JayHH86 on 2010/06/24 11:17:25 |
tru bass
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Posted - 2010/06/24 : 11:29:03
*applause*
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djDMS
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Posted - 2010/06/24 : 11:34:33
Amazing. Really wish i'd have been there.
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Hard2Get
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Posted - 2010/06/24 : 14:39:38
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A man-hole cover had collapsed and it was cordoned off with road cones and orange tape......needless to say Will did a shit in the hole. LOL
LOL
270 quid?! You must really regret that lol unless you 1. have a load of money 2. are used to spending such amounts on alcohol.
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JayHH86
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Posted - 2010/06/24 : 15:43:23
Erm, do I regret it? Mmm, not especially. I regret that I feel like ABSOLUTE shit and I've just had an 82 minute conference call. I would kill myself if I had the energy.
I don't have that much money, but I've got enough to do the odd night out like that and not feel totally dreadful about spending it. I rarely spend that much to be honest. That was ridiculous. fcuk knows where it all went. No drugs, no lap dances, no prostitutes (not that I do that stuff, well, the drugs maybe), just pure booze. One round was 67. Loads of jager-bombs and double vodkas.
Thought I was in another dimension when my alarm went off at 6.45 this morning.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2010/06/24 : 16:44:52
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Originally posted by Hard2Get:
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A man-hole cover had collapsed and it was cordoned off with road cones and orange tape......needless to say Will did a shit in the hole. LOL
LOL
270 quid?! You must really regret that lol unless you 1. have a load of money 2. are used to spending such amounts on alcohol.
not really, where i work its really easy to spen that in one night... Very easy its that expensive
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Meathead
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Posted - 2010/06/24 : 18:08:15
Good standards lads. Take a bow lol
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Posted - 2013/06/12 : 14:57:20
Just showed this to someone. Thought I'd give it a bump. Pretty amusing.
Good memories.
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