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djDMS Advanced Member
United Kingdom
10,304 posts Joined: Feb, 2003
572 hardcore releases
Posted - 2006/10/14 : 15:43:36
NEW VIRUS WARNING
If you receive an email/PM entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
DO NOT OPEN IT!!!!!!!!!
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 2000/XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
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Taking my time to perfect the beat
Underloop Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3,895 posts Joined: Mar, 2002
91 hardcore releases
Posted - 2006/10/15 : 11:21:51
I heard of one very similar that was called "marriage", but I've got a fantastic firewall that prevents my system getting that particular virus!
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"We don't stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing."
- George Bernard Shaw
Uproar Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,644 posts Joined: Aug, 2004
Posted - 2006/10/19 : 19:41:51
quote:Originally posted by djDMS:
screws up the tracking on your VCR
Thank God I have a DVD player!
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"The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life."
Mortis Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7,493 posts Joined: May, 2004
341 hardcore releases
Posted - 2006/10/19 : 19:42:49
quote:Originally posted by Smoogie:
So all thanks to me I have ruined the community!!!!!!!
You ruined the community a long time ago
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"Maybe in a day and age in which even our rappers can't get to the end of a verse without having an existential crisis, we should find a place for happy hardcore"
Uproar Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,644 posts Joined: Aug, 2004
Posted - 2006/10/19 : 19:47:27
quote:Originally posted by Mortis:
quote:Originally posted by Smoogie:
So all thanks to me I have ruined the community!!!!!!!
You ruined the community a long time ago
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"The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life."
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