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yumexshinjite
Starting Member
United States
2 posts
Joined: Sep, 2006
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 Posted - 2006/09/21 : 05:37:36
I was chatting with my friend, and I started to make fun of online translators. My friend dislikes happy hardcore, but I tried to show him why I think it's such a great style, but in the midst of the conversation, something funny came up. Read up for a laugh. ^___^
gamesforlife2005: la única cosa que odio acerca de oreos es puedo dormir en todo
YuMe x ShInJiTe: hahaha
YuMe x ShInJiTe: are you trying to say that oreos make you dream a lot?
gamesforlife2005: veo alguna mierda impar todavía y lo hace duro para mí dormir
YuMe x ShInJiTe: you see some weird dream/nightmares that make it hard to sleep
gamesforlife2005: yes i do
YuMe x ShInJiTe: are you using a translator?
YuMe x ShInJiTe: because it's doing a POOOR job... at least I understood it
gamesforlife2005: yes i was
YuMe x ShInJiTe: heheheh
gamesforlife2005: tell me if u can understand this really quick
YuMe x ShInJiTe: k
gamesforlife2005: eso remezcla el material de pornografía feliz hace las orejas sangran
YuMe x ShInJiTe: LOL
YuMe x ShInJiTe: the translation is SO bad
YuMe x ShInJiTe: but it's trying to say (because I'm putting abstract thoughts together) that those happy hardcore mixes make your ears bleed
gamesforlife2005: lol
gamesforlife2005: i didnt know it was that bad
YuMe x ShInJiTe: here
YuMe x ShInJiTe: lemme tell you what it just said
YuMe x ShInJiTe: DIRECTLY
YuMe x ShInJiTe: that remixes the material of happy porn make the ears bleeding.
gamesforlife2005: wtf?
YuMe x ShInJiTe: exactly
gamesforlife2005: lol
gamesforlife2005: omg
YuMe x ShInJiTe: pornografia = porn
YuMe x ShInJiTe: I took porn = hardcore
YuMe x ShInJiTe: happy porn = happy hardcore
gamesforlife2005: lmao
gamesforlife2005: damn that sux
YuMe x ShInJiTe: see what I mean?
gamesforlife2005: yes i do
gamesforlife2005: man thats bad
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lucificifus
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United States
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Joined: Jun, 2004
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 18:13:15
Japanese translators are the absolute worst. And remember:
Dont do your spanish HW with AltaVista. Thankyou.
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lilmissminx
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United Kingdom
244 posts
Joined: Mar, 2005
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 18:21:26
i got a C in spanish!!
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Brian K
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United States
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528 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 22:40:20
only time I'll use an online translator is if I can't find a word in the dictionary...I think you'd have better luck trying to use a speak & spell =P
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Jessikah
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United Kingdom
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Joined: Jul, 2006
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Posted - 2006/09/22 : 09:11:51
i dont get this topic at alllll
or am ijust dumb
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DJ E-Rok
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Russia
476 posts
Joined: Jan, 2004
33 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2006/09/22 : 13:17:33
Your dumb!! Nah just kiding :) Pretty much he was having a conversation like on an instant messaging thing I guess. And the translator software sucks :)
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-Bazza-
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United Kingdom
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Joined: Oct, 2004
18 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2006/09/22 : 17:01:39
Hanzibar toolbar works pretty well for reading chinese characters. It will also translate any english word you point to on any webpage.
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Edited by - -Bazza- on 2006/09/22 17:04:53 |
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United States
357 posts
Joined: Jan, 2005
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Posted - 2006/09/22 : 22:38:56
You can't expect the translator to do all the work.
If I'm in a lazy, I just do every word seperatly into the translator.
Come on man, that's like 101 stuff.
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HardCore Latina
Advanced Member
United States
611 posts
Joined: Sep, 2004
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Posted - 2006/09/23 : 21:00:50
Man, these translators butcher the fawk out of these languages
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jenks
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Joined: Feb, 2003
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Posted - 2006/09/25 : 04:41:16
quote:
Originally posted by DJ E-Rok:
Your dumb!!
Ha ha...
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Project-Industrial
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Netherlands
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Joined: Nov, 2005
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Posted - 2006/09/25 : 17:17:03
http://www.worldlingo.com/en/products_services/worldlingo_translator.html
that ones pretty good :)
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