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Jay-Owen
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Belgium
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 Posted - 2006/09/20 : 13:24:41
I recently got dumped and I think it's fair to say I've been dumped for everything you do not do or say to or with you girlfriend.
1: Don't ever call a friend of you girfriend's something bad
2: Don't ever take it too fast
3: Don't take it like you're living together when you're only dating
4: Don't talk back to them
5: Don't tell em you like another girl as a friend (they automatically get suspicious)
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Jessikah
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/09/20 : 13:38:14
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Originally posted by Renegade V:
I recently got dumped and I think it's fair to say I've been dumped for everything you do not do or say to or with you girlfriend.
1: Don't ever call a friend of you girfriend's something bad
2: Don't ever take it too fast
3: Don't take it like you're living together when you're only dating
4: Don't talk back to them
5: Don't tell em you like another girl as a friend (they automatically get suspicious)
3 words for you .... NO SH*T SHERLOCK!!
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Hardcore4eva
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/09/20 : 13:43:36
quote:
Originally posted by Renegade V:
I recently got dumped and I think it's fair to say I've been dumped for everything you do not do or say to or with you girlfriend.
1: Don't ever call a friend of you girfriend's something bad
2: Don't ever take it too fast
3: Don't take it like you're living together when you're only dating
4: Don't talk back to them
5: Don't tell em you like another girl as a friend (they automatically get suspicious)
Do them all the time!
Nothing to bad expecially to finish it!
There i was thinking that u had been caught giving it her mum! lol
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I think you have got me confused with someone that actually gives a FUK.....................
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Jessikah
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/09/20 : 13:47:58
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GaryMaguireXL
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Ireland
360 posts
Joined: Apr, 2004
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Posted - 2006/09/20 : 21:20:48
Women bring it on themselves
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DJ E-Rok
Senior Member
Russia
476 posts
Joined: Jan, 2004
33 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 06:23:30
Single life is great!
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kathryn
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 11:54:20
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Originally posted by GaryMaguireXL:
Women bring it on themselves
I dont think you can blame it all on the woman! 
Its a 2 way thing!
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Taiko
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 2006/09/21 : 12:14:39
Only way to not get dumped is to not get in a relationship to begin with :P
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djscorch
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 12:57:10
4: Don't talk back to them
Grow some balls you mug
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Smoogie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 14:04:26
6. Don't expect a shag from day one, I have never tried it but I can't imagine it goes to well...
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Stevie c
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Belgium
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 14:24:48
Marry them, have a kid get another on the way. They try to control everything you do but it makes its more difficult to be dumped.
TOP FIVE TIPS
Put Posters and Flyers in Frames
Pretend to be interested in cushions and carpets
Go to Ikea every three months DON'T BUY ANY FLAT PACK !!
Just have a meal in the resturant, I suggest the steak, its exspensive.
Watch them have the meatballs and laugh inside.
Let them do the Finance, tell them your contribution is the living money
Finally keep hardcore as your only vice and bring the kids up on a diet of it,
believe me, you become the fun one while mummy is boring
Oh and a bonus tip, don't tell them about the websites you on, so you can bitch
constantly....whose that lookin over my shoulder.....shhhii....
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 15:58:22
Maybe I just got the wrong gf to tak back to
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Stevie c
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Belgium
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Posted - 2006/09/21 : 16:11:13
And I think you might still be a bit young to get married
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Jay-Owen
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Belgium
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Posted - 2006/09/23 : 18:20:39
Way to spoil the moment, Steve
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