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Mortis
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 2006/08/15 : 18:05:30
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Originally posted by kathryn:
Speaking of trains!
Stu was telling me about a bit worse for the wear on the train journey he was making on Friday who was staring at his half eaten cheese burger and couldnt take his eyes of it  oh and he kicked Stu twice as well!
Yeah he was weird, I'm sure he was in love with that burger....he had more of it on his chin and jumper than in his mouth though.
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Marshy88
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/08/15 : 18:15:35
1) Putting ure thumb under fore skin then smelling it
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Mortis
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Posted - 2006/08/15 : 18:18:20
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Originally posted by Marshy88:
1) Putting ure thumb under fore skin then smelling it
I think thats just you.
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Marshy88
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Posted - 2006/08/15 : 18:22:04
No read it in a FHM little book of bloke. Just thought id post it accatually mate :)
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Chidda
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/08/15 : 19:42:12
Yeh, luv puttin me thumb under me foreskin n gettin other ppl to smell it, gives me a rush
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Uproar
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/08/15 : 21:22:26
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Originally posted by Hardcore4eva:
3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. A Stuart Pearce
tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and
crippling the man. Magic.
A Vinnie Jones style squeezing of the bollocks is just as manly. 
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ihaveduff
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Australia
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Posted - 2006/08/16 : 00:22:48
hahahaha awesome mate!! got me a good laugh there
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Ionosphere
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Posted - 2006/08/16 : 04:19:47
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Originally posted by XtarsiA:
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Originally posted by Ionosphere:
25. PUNCHING SOMEONE TO THE FLOOR OF THE TRAIN DURING RUSH HOUR-
because they deliberately kept bumping into you whilst you were trying to read
your newspaper, calmly looking around the carriage to see if anyone's got a problem
with that, lifting your paper back up, give it shake to get it straight and carry on reading.
I got the impression that was a personal experiance lol
where you the puncher?
or the punchee? 
 ....nah, now would I?
My little brother was the puncher. It made him feel better.
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Brian K
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Posted - 2006/08/16 : 07:17:03
haha I'm going to have to start using number 2, I usually refer to everyone as kids but I feel son is a lil more classy 
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meshblorg
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United States
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Posted - 2006/08/16 : 08:18:08
LOL
The way you all in the UK talk cracks me up.
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Hardcore4eva
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Posted - 2006/08/16 : 08:28:31
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Originally posted by meshblorg:
LOL
The way you all in the UK talk cracks me up.
Well we speak normal, after all we do live in England and the language we speak is english, therefor, you yanks speak weird 
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I think you have got me confused with someone that actually gives a FUK.....................
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reenz
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Australia
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Posted - 2006/08/16 : 09:55:35
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Originally posted by Hardcore4eva:
4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here
love. No, I don't need a sharpener, I've got a knife thanks!
BAHAHAHA GOLD! my dad used to do that all the time heheh
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charlieee
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Posted - 2006/08/16 : 11:49:33
lol thanks for the laugh man some of that stuff is so true lol
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