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Ionosphere
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 Posted - 2006/08/14 : 00:31:54
....in a land far far away there lived a little old DJ.
All day long he would practice his mixing in the vain hope that eventually he would become so good that everyone
would be prepared to travel hundreds of miles and pay huge sums of money to hear him spin.
That all the promoters of the world would be clamouring at his door, sending him emails and ringing his phone in the
expectant hope that he would play at their events.
He would become 'The Super-Star DJ', not a super-star DJ, not any old super-star DJ but 'THE SUPER-STAR DJ'.
Of course he would have to be so unbelievably good to achieve this dream, impossibly good which, he was honest
enough to admit to himself, he was not.
So, every day he would practice.
One day, very early in the morning, just after the sun had risen above the distant hills and the birds had begun to settle
into their daily routine, he thought of a new idea.
Instead of becoming 'THE SUPER-STAR DJ' he would go out into the garden and cut the grass, which was getting on
for six feet high, trim the hedges, which had grown so wide that they were squashing the long grass into an increasingly
narrowing strip of ground that no longer resembled the garden he once knew and when he'd done that, do the same to
his face, which had equally disappeared under a very messy beard.
Within ten minutes he walked back into his house, sweating and covered in gnat bites.
Fcuk that! he said out loud to no-one in particular.
There was 'no-one in particular' to hear it. His wife had moved out years before and nobody blamed her.
So, off to the bathroom he went with the garden shears in one hand and a hope, that was worrying in the back of his mind,
that he would find a razor.
About an hour later he stood looking at this stranger in the mirror.
" I know it's me but ", and his heart sank " it's too late, far too late, I've run out of time ".
No super-star DJ then. No fame and fortune. No desperate promoters, ravers, fans, celebrity.
So, he walked into the kitchen, put the kettle on and made a nice cup of tea.
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Chris B
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 00:55:58
quote:
Originally posted by Ionosphere:
So, he walked into the kitchen, put the kettle on and made a nice cup of tea.
good idea
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1up
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 06:30:18
the morale of the story: eat the cake before it starts to smell funny!
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Simon
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 10:04:19
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Originally posted by 1up:
the morale of the story: eat the cake before it starts to smell funny!
I'm sure we can all admit to falling foul of that before!
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djDMS
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 10:17:17
I don't remember giving permission for anybody to print my life story!
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kathryn
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 11:31:20
*scratches head*
What made you write that?
Is there a point to this story?
Am baffled!
Or is it you writing about yourself and thinking fook this, after trying to get things done in my life and not everything going to plan i shall have a brew?
And think on how to take each day as it comes per say?
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jimbob squarepants
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 13:51:54
My brews are the best!!
I fu**ing love brews!
Its Alright To Rave
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Charco
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 14:01:57
...After finally sitting down and having a brew, A sudden urge came upon him.
He threw on his best suit, which was tattered and torn from years of 'sheep searching', and headed off into town.
He managed to catch the 82 Bus which left him stranded 1/2 mile outside of town, but being in the determined mood that he was, decided to walk it. 3 Hours later and still no town in sight, he became baffled by what seemed to be a desert landscape. How long has he been walking for? How long has he been in this environment?
Things now were strange, very strange. Nothing was normal. Cats would fly across the sky, chasing dogs.
Birds would skate upon the top of the scarce water lakes. The sky was glowing a low purple haze and into the sunset, animals sat in a circle-devising a plan of some sort.
After a frantic panic, trying to escape....he thought this was it. This is the end.
He sat on a huge rock and as the sun had long gone down, the air was a lot cooler. He contemplated life. Thought about all he had done, and not. He had a lot of things that went good and too much that went bad.
Then he remembered the happiest moments of his life...Cutting the grass, shaving with hedge trimmers, sheep....all didn't seem to bad.
Then with a sudden crash, he awoke!! He'd left the tea on. One of the neighbours thought there was a fire and hurled a brick through the window.
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Ionosphere
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 15:34:42
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Originally posted by kathryn:
*scratches head*
What made you write that?
Once upon a time, (well, last night actually) whilst I was waiting for a large file to upload to our server, I felt like writing a story,
....nothing in particular, just a story.
How would it start? Where would it lead? How would it end?
....and thanks to Charco, who obviously knows the bloke better than I do,
now we know.
(he clearly knows djDMS better than I do.... 
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Smoogie
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 Posted - 2006/08/14 : 21:27:26
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Originally posted by Charco:
Then with a sudden crash, he awoke!! He'd left the tea on. One of the neighbours thought there was a fire and hurled a brick through the window.
So after this the 'DJ' decided to catch the 6b bus into town and then he saw a poster advertising a fair ground for Funderworld Amusment Park. He decided he would go but he had no friends so he decided to see if he could make friends there.
In the fair ground he saw a sign saying staff needed for burger van This could be the way to fame he though, so he went up to the counter and to his horror a CHAV apeard and said 'Alrite, mesh, what can i get you!'
He hadn't been out in years so a chav was a very scary site but he asked of there was any jobs going...
It turned out he would be a 'transporter' for drugs, he would meet the Chav (named Gav) at 10.00PM that night and they would go in Gav's van to a field, like the one in his dream, but it was dark...
At first the 'DJ' thougt that he would be selling burgers but the only thing in the back of the van was a case with drugs in it. As he steped out into the darkness Gav said 'See you later, mesh' and handed him the case. All of a sudden bright lights turned on and there was the sound of laughter! A man called Borris came up to him and toke the case from him and gave to some mony. 'Give this to Gav when you next meet him at the fairground' he said.
Walking around he saw people danching to some of the most amazing music ever! The beats were hard and the crowd was loving it. Then a man named Bert came out from a car and said the the man next to the 'DJ' and said 'Bad news, DJ Disk Spinner' has to stay at home to look after the kids while his wife goes out to her Tap Dance Class!' The other man replied saying 'So who will DJ next then? Everyone else is on drugs or asleep!' The both looked at each other in dismay 'We need someone who knows how to DJ!' The the 'DJ' had an idea 'I can DJ' he said 'Can you?' said Borris 'What is your name?'
To be continued...
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XtarsiA
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 22:13:34
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Jon O-T
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 22:51:50
Is this one of those "guess the hidden moral" games? 
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Entity
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Posted - 2006/08/14 : 22:54:45
*edit*
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Leelo1
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Posted - 2006/08/15 : 00:41:06
haha cool story u could tell the superstar dj thort he was gonna change ova nite with himself sayin **** this after the knat bites an cuttin the grass /............
his determination was low hope his cupppa tea could change his outlook and his patience span !
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kathryn
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Posted - 2006/08/15 : 12:01:18
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Originally posted by XtarsiA:
of subject Xtarsia but you look like Sezer the evicted guy of Big Brother
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XtarsiA
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Posted - 2006/08/15 : 13:35:21
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Originally posted by kathryn:
of subject Xtarsia but you look like Sezer the evicted guy of Big Brother
Correction..
he looks like Me:D not the other way around lol
(actually i never watch big bro too busy with other things :D)
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