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tunnelrush
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Posted - 2006/06/02 : 21:49:00
At women parallel park. 
At my school there is a Kindergarten function going on today so as i sit outside talkin to my freinds i see people comin in and out the building trying to snatch up any spot they can.
This girl sees the spot. passes it, backs up, messes up, trys again. Move forward straigtens out, backs up again, practically did the same exact thing again. Only this time she gest honked at. By another lady right behind her who is waiting patienly (not so anymore) for her to take the spot already.
After the lady honks the girl gets frazzled, flips off the lady that honked at her and then leaves the spot out of frustration from not being able to park.
The best part, the lady who HONKED has an SUV. It takes her a minute before SHE messes up and cant fit in the spot and goes back and forth three times just like the other girl . Ahhh this makes my friday look up. :D
Ive always said the scariest thing in the world is a girl driving an suv while on her cellphone. It still is. But the funniest thing is watching them try to park.
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HardCore Latina
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Posted - 2006/06/02 : 22:07:14
LOL I'm afraid that's gonna be me when I start to drive...maybe not as bad, I'm sure I won't be the one to talk on my cell while driving New York State ass rapes you with fines for anything wrong you do while driving, I'm surprised we're allowed to breathe..
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tunnelrush
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Posted - 2006/06/03 : 00:14:08
They fine you for being on your phone? That sucks. They TRIED some stuff like that in california but nothing came of it.
Just remember when you park, turn down your radio so you can concentrate :D
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iluvhrdcor
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Posted - 2006/06/03 : 08:43:55
lol, that is pretty funny but i not every women is the same. infact i can park better then my bf. its so true!
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charlieee
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Posted - 2006/06/03 : 11:27:07
lol my sis is alright at parking better then me...but then agan im just starting to learn lol
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bristolboy05
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Posted - 2006/06/03 : 12:31:21
f.uck, i aint even passed my test yet and i no how 2 parallel park lol.
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Posted - 2006/06/03 : 12:31:31
quote: Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
lol, that is pretty funny but i not every women is the same. infact i can park better then my bf. its so true!
But your also not a stupid yank so you dont count. Add the fact that you probably practice your driving trying to escape the police helps
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tunnelrush
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Posted - 2006/06/03 : 18:14:45
quote: Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
lol, that is pretty funny but i not every women is the same. infact i can park better then my bf. its so true!
Ill give ya the benefit of the doubt on that one. :p. It was just hilarious to see women fight over a certain spot that BOTH of them couldnt negotiate....
still makes me laugh thinking about it.
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Ionosphere
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Posted - 2006/06/03 : 22:49:45
True story from the streets of London
A middle aged woman in a Volvo Estate (Station Wagon) just pulled up and was about to reverse into a parking space when
a young bloke in a small Peugeot screeched up, swerved and quickly parked in the space that she was about to use.
He got out, pointed the remote control and locked his car, smirked at the woman and said,
"That's what you can do when you can Drive!"
The woman then reversed her car full throttle into his Peugeot, pulled forward and did it again a couple more times.
Then she wound down her window, looked at him and said -
"....and that's what you can do when you're Rich! " and drove off.
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Underloop
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Posted - 2006/06/03 : 23:26:48
quote: Originally posted by Ionosphere:
True story from the streets of London
A middle aged woman in a Volvo Estate (Station Wagon) just pulled up and was about to reverse into a parking space when
a young bloke in a small Peugeot screeched up, swerved and quickly parked in the space that she was about to use.
He got out, pointed the remote control and locked his car, smirked at the woman and said,
"That's what you can do when you can Drive!"
The woman then reversed her car full throttle into his Peugeot, pulled forward and did it again a couple more times.
Then she wound down her window, looked at him and said -
"....and that's what you can do when you're Rich! " and drove off.
wkd
hahaha now thats what I call style!!!!
Were you covered on the insurance btw?
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Ionosphere
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 00:19:05
quote: Originally posted by Underloop:
Were you covered on the insurance btw? 
....my obnoxiousness is much nastier than that little twat.
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iluvhrdcor
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 01:14:56
quote: Originally posted by clarke101:
quote: Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
lol, that is pretty funny but i not every women is the same. infact i can park better then my bf. its so true!
But your also not a stupid yank so you dont count. Add the fact that you probably practice your driving trying to escape the police helps 
practice my driving to escape police? huh? y do you assume that?
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clarke101
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 01:22:09
quote: Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
quote: Originally posted by clarke101:
quote: Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
lol, that is pretty funny but i not every women is the same. infact i can park better then my bf. its so true!
But your also not a stupid yank so you dont count. Add the fact that you probably practice your driving trying to escape the police helps 
practice my driving to escape police? huh? y do you assume that?
Humour doesnt work if i have to explain it.
Ill give you a clue though what country have you slected in your profile.
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 01:25:44
quote: Originally posted by Ionosphere:
True story from the streets of London
A middle aged woman in a Volvo Estate (Station Wagon) just pulled up and was about to reverse into a parking space when
a young bloke in a small Peugeot screeched up, swerved and quickly parked in the space that she was about to use.
He got out, pointed the remote control and locked his car, smirked at the woman and said,
"That's what you can do when you can Drive!"
The woman then reversed her car full throttle into his Peugeot, pulled forward and did it again a couple more times.
Then she wound down her window, looked at him and said -
"....and that's what you can do when you're Rich! " and drove off.
wkd
lmao that had me in stiches !!
wish i had been there to witness that
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iluvhrdcor
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 02:48:44
quote: Originally posted by clarke101:
quote: Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
quote: Originally posted by clarke101:
quote: Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
lol, that is pretty funny but i not every women is the same. infact i can park better then my bf. its so true!
But your also not a stupid yank so you dont count. Add the fact that you probably practice your driving trying to escape the police helps 
practice my driving to escape police? huh? y do you assume that?
Humour doesnt work if i have to explain it.
Ill give you a clue though what country have you slected in your profile.
just cause i am from aus, don't make me a crim.... ok? besides what you have heard there are some good aussies amoung us such as me, just cause i enjoy a few brewskies dont make me a crim.
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 02:51:04
hehe, you said brewskies.
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