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Mortis
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 Posted - 2006/05/11 : 14:21:22
Don't you just hate them?
I'm talking the type of one's who walk around with no shirt on in december if there is a hint of sunshine...I was just on my decks when I looked out of the window & spotted this Grade A Chavmeister.
Walking down the road like he's walking on wavy walter of somthing, white trainers, white trackies tucked into his socks, a white cap on on backwards. Worst thing is, he had no t-shirt, a White shirt unbuttoned but he's letting it slip off his shoulders so it's only attached by the sleves on his arms. As he's walking you could see him shaking his shoulders slightly so one side of the shirt was lower than the other. What a prick, he must have thought he looked so hard. I was dying to get a photo of him so we could all laugh at him, sadly my phone wasn't to hand.
Definatly a 5 Star Chavtastic Monkey.
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B.C
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Posted - 2006/05/11 : 14:28:53
commonplace in shopping centres around scotland.
I was pissing myself the other day in Dunfermline over a similar guy (in fact, identical in clothing - or lack thereof <he had his tracky top tied round his waist  ), pondering the same question - "does he really think he looks cool or hard?"
Honestly, if only these people could see themselves and realise what utter muppets they look.
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Slasher
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Posted - 2006/05/11 : 14:34:25
chavs, posh, emo.. all the same. at first, ive only read that chavs are quite popular in the uk. but today, when i was done with the school, i saw so many bling bling yooo wannabe sup dawg *******s, i couldnt believe my eyes.
its actually quite hilarious how they think theyre all that and do i-dont-know what kind of stunts infront of women, but they keep ignoring them. and id bet my head they arent very popular haha.
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bristolboy05
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Posted - 2006/05/11 : 19:41:07
i was wearin white trainers on with a pair of trackies , and i had my top off.
it was hot as fu.ck today.
that dont make me a chav.
its how they act not wot they dress like.
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Uproar
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Posted - 2006/05/11 : 20:08:03
I sweating like Michael Jackson in a nursery at school today. Played footie in PE and just had to take my shirt off. My head is peeling due to sunburn and the sun has taken all the energy out of me. I love summer. Lets make the most of it!
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Smoogie
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Posted - 2006/05/11 : 21:04:51
quote:
Originally posted by Mortis:
Don't you just hate them?
I'm talking the type of one's who walk around with no shirt on in december if there is a hint of sunshine...I was just on my decks when I looked out of the window & spotted this Grade A Chavmeister.
Walking down the road like he's walking on wavy walter of somthing, white trainers, white trackies tucked into his socks, a white cap on on backwards. Worst thing is, he had no t-shirt, a White shirt unbuttoned but he's letting it slip off his shoulders so it's only attached by the sleves on his arms. As he's walking you could see him shaking his shoulders slightly so one side of the shirt was lower than the other. What a prick, he must have thought he looked so hard. I was dying to get a photo of him so we could all laugh at him, sadly my phone wasn't to hand.
Definatly a 5 Star Chavtastic Monkey.
Oh yes, I hate it when they try too pull with their chests (with scars from many a pub brawl) but remember folks, it's personality that does the trick and wins the prize 
And you say he had a backwards cap? That's the first from a chav as it's usally half way on the side these days!
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Leelo1
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Posted - 2006/05/12 : 00:44:03
neva judge a book by its cover toss pot!!
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Mortis
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Posted - 2006/05/12 : 07:42:25
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Originally posted by Leelo1:
toss pot!!
Yes you are!!
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