mrs_hicks_xxx Senior Member
United Kingdom
361 posts Joined: Feb, 2005
Posted - 2006/01/28 : 12:02:58
LOL!! thats brilliant! gd idea makin that a film cunney! quick put copyright on that idea before anyone else does u got a money makin plan there! lol!! xxx
Bidd Senior Member
United Kingdom
301 posts Joined: Nov, 2005
Posted - 2006/01/28 : 15:47:20
Well the song to that in mp3 form is available to download. I'm not sure if it is legal or not but I'm currently trying to learn that bass riff because it's awesome
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Priest Senior Member
Canada
416 posts Joined: Mar, 2005
Posted - 2006/01/29 : 05:20:05
did some one say chuck norris?!?! well i have a little truth about him for ya'll then
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two
seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse
kicks you in the face.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but
Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick
related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "fùcking."
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only
another fist.
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who shìt,
and Chuck Norris.
In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris'
Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it
back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked
Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's
disease.
Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and
meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and
Tequila.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only
time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the
Holocaust.
Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left,
right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that
sometimes corn needs to lie the fùck down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe,
and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive
erection. There were no survivors.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris
could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a
game of tennis.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's
Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was
the third girl he had slept with.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At
night.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put
up with lactose's shìt.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck
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A very wise man once said
quote:"If they shall complain, thou shall turn it up"
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Posted - 2006/01/26 : 17:09:36
love it swansea class m8 
