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ryg0r
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 Posted - 2005/09/08 : 02:40:58
Well ladies, here's some advice about looking for the perfect man. Stop looking. You're wasting your time. The perfect man is already taken by his perfect woman and thats not you.
I mean, if he was really perfect what else would he expect but perfection? He couldn't over look your flaws, the fact your breath could kill vast populations in the morning, your stinky feet and socks with more holes than swish cheese. If he did, he's not perfect. And if a guy can get into that, then he's a slob.
Lets face it ladies. You're not really all that. A perfect man is way out of your reach and is most likely dating a model. No, not a model, she's too stupid. He's dating that professor that looks like a russian tennis star. Mr Right is just what every other single woman in the world wants. All half a billion of you. You've got no chance.
Sure, Mr Perfect/Right will be nice, because he is. He has to be a nice guy. But you're wasting your time and his time. Instead of worrying about finding him, or attracting him with your perfume/mustard gas, trying getting your own life stable first?
You younger women/girls/toddlers should learn something - let the men come to you. Don't chase after them, you'll look more desperate than you already are. And if they don't come, its not their fault their not attracted to you, its yours.
This is how a guy thinks, when he goes shopping and he sees a product that he likes, does wait for it to jump in his basket? No. He goes over, checks it out, thinks of the practicality and most likely puts in back on the shelf and goes the cheaper/less-of-a-hassle option.
The same thing with girls. You're competing against all the other girls for "Mr Right". Its like you're on sale. But you're a product that thinks your so good, you're living in a fantasy. He'll go over because the package might be interesting, but will most likely settle for a cheaper/less hassle option.
At the end of the day, its not you're choice if he wants you. Its his. And Mr Right doesn't like you. Don't email me about guys worried about the perfect girl, because they don't. Most guys are happy with the fact that they even have a girl. So shut up, you're going to die an old maid.
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Brian K
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 02:46:00
haha
reminds me of a joke I heard on the way in, how many men does it take to open a beer? none, should be opened when she brings it to you =P
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ryg0r
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 02:50:17
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haha
reminds me of a joke I heard on the way in, how many men does it take to open a beer? none, should be opened when she brings it to you =P
Damn straight. Along with a meat pie and tomato sauce.
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yaddam205
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 02:57:36
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Damn straight. Along with a meat pie and tomato sauce.
Gahhh I hate you *sniff* I miss my meat pies, and tomato sauce
It's true when I got into sydney 1 yr ago, I got 3 overpriced pies at the airport lol
best 20 AUS ever spent
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ryg0r
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 03:03:07
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Originally posted by yaddam205:
Gahhh I hate you *sniff* I miss my meat pies, and tomato sauce
It's true when I got into sydney 1 yr ago, I got 3 overpriced pies at the airport lol
best 20 AUS ever spent
I'm actually planning a Sydney Pie tour. It wont like huge or official or anything. Just me and my mates, cruising around and getting pie.
I did something last sunday nite. I drove half-way across sydney looking for the perfect pie. And I found it. Quite literally, the best pie I have ever had in my life.
I can't add any more to that rant. Its a perfect rant about stupid women looking for guys. (hopes to offend...!) I think I'll post another rant 2moz or something. Over something equally stupid.
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DarrenJ
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 03:16:41
rygor needs a gf
why dont u hook up with that chywyny girl? you both producers and she should have a cute acsent
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yaddam205
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 03:21:51
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Originally posted by ryg0r:
Quite literally, the best pie I have ever had in my life.
Prolly a PIE from NZ lol, they make the best
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ryg0r
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 04:39:59
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Originally posted by DarrenJ:
rygor needs a gf
why dont u hook up with that chywyny girl? you both producers and she should have a cute acsent
 I'll admit I've thought about it. I'll leave it at that. Nothing is in the pipeline though.
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Prolly a PIE from NZ lol, they make the best
Nope, it was from a BP service station on Kissing Point Road in Dundas. The best. Maybe not the fanciest, but the best.
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SixFeet
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 11:08:00
yeah ladies stop searching for Mr. Perfect and settle for one of us losers 
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yaddam205
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 13:39:42
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Nope, it was from a BP service station on Kissing Point Road in Dundas. The best. Maybe not the fanciest, but the best.
From a BP? hmm must have one of those local bakeries selling thro em,
How I envy you, here in america people dont know what a meat pie is.
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 14:28:54
I like the shopping analogy.
It's like a guy goes through a shopping trip (his life) and picks up numerous items that appeal through cheapness, essentialness (desperation) and quality until they find the perfect buy...cheap and good quality with little maintenance.
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ryg0r
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 14:49:31
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Originally posted by yaddam205:
From a BP? hmm must have one of those local bakeries selling thro em,
How I envy you, here in america people dont know what a meat pie is.
My friend it wasn't a local bakery at all. It was part of Cafe Zip or something. In any case, damn freakin astounding. Worth drving halfway across sydney for.
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I like the shopping analogy.
It's like a guy goes through a shopping trip (his life) and picks up numerous items that appeal through cheapness, essentialness (desperation) and quality until they find the perfect buy...cheap and good quality with little maintenance.
Indeed. If we don't like you're quality and maintence, you're outta here!!
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 15:32:25
eh?! Who wants mr perfect?! he'd be so boring and irratating, There is no perfect anyway, your perfect is different to my perfect...
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ryg0r
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 15:43:46
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eh?! Who wants mr perfect?! he'd be so boring and irratating, There is no perfect anyway, your perfect is different to my perfect...
But then he/she/it isnt perfect. Because perfect means: "being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish". Therefore, if I dont think its perfect, then it isnt.
Perfect isnt subjective. Its objective.
I think a rant about teen whores is due. Or emo kids. I can't decide.
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 16:01:48
*chants* teen whores! teen whores!
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Posted - 2005/09/08 : 16:30:21
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quote:
Originally posted by Emmy:
eh?! Who wants mr perfect?! he'd be so boring and irratating, There is no perfect anyway, your perfect is different to my perfect...
But then he/she/it isnt perfect. Because perfect means: "being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish". Therefore, if I dont think its perfect, then it isnt.
Perfect isnt subjective. Its objective.
I think a rant about teen whores is due. Or emo kids. I can't decide.
emo kids, I need to know if u guys share my opinion about those wannabe-crybaby-fag-for-fun-lousy-hairdo-whiney-stuck-up-sorry-sons a' bitchez.
anyway, about ur rant, I don't think women should stop coming to us, quite the oposite, that shit hardly ever happens. I mean, chicks around here are still the kind that think the guy should work his ass off trying to "woo" them. I mean, why the hell should I be the one that tries to impress her, buy her gifts, spend time and attention on a thing that isn't even certain that it's gonna happen???
I mean, let them come to me for a change dammit!
I'm done with chasing after women and I don't like men so if the situation doesn't change then I'd tell em all to go **** themselves in the ***** and go **** some old ***** for all I care, goddamn **************** ************* **** ** ******* !!!!!
damn... was I ranting?
sorry, bit agravated by society atm :s
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