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motivated
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 Posted - 2005/08/31 : 00:33:50
i am wanting to say **** YOU to alllllll school
i hate it, oh well at least i only have 2 more years to go...
so thats a bonus,
mm, i was wondering, i know that this may have been done before, but, whats the MOST OUTRAGES thing you have done at school. it scould be anything from putting a tack on the chair of your teacher, to something big, like, i dunno, stealing your principles car...
my muck up day is comming up soon, and i need some ideas as to what hell i can inflict on THIS hell hole!:D
thanks people!
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B.C
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 01:19:55
we locked our art teacher in the supplies cupboard once....come to think of it it wasn't very funny at all.
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Cyborgasm
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 01:21:20
we hoisted the police laison officer's car to the shop ceiling upside down 
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mark-ireland
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 02:26:15
Set the caretaker a light.
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Brian K
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 02:38:23
I miss school actually 
I remember teasing our crackulus ta at purdue. my personal favorite was we took all of the chalk before he got there and the first words out of his mouth when he arrived were *insert best indian accent* "no chalk today?" =P
my old roommate and I used to order pizzas to the building and eat them during class =P
the guy wore the same sweater every day to recitation; he deserved a little bit of harassment
if you have any cows you can get ahold of, those are always fun to take up stairs =P
releasing a bunch of crickets/or any insect into the school is always fun too.
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Xenochrome
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 Posted - 2005/08/31 : 03:15:05
We flooded a second story Biology lab, which subsequently caused the flooding of the classroom below it.
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Brian K
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 03:22:40
damn, only thing I did in a science course was use aerosols with the bunson burner when we had substitute teachers =P
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lucificifus
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 03:30:36
I got a skype phonecall in the middle of class once. It was really cool.
(Coolest art teacher evar) "what. phone?"
(me)"Yeah, say hi to the class Matti from the Nederlands!"
(matti)"Hallo. Who likes Neophyte?"
(Class)"What?"
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Xenochrome
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 04:06:20
quote:
Originally posted by Brian K:
damn, only thing I did in a science course was use aerosols with the bunson burner when we had substitute teachers =P
Ahh, the old flame thrower trick, eh? Classic.
We also resorted to more childish methods of mayhem in the science labs, such as fastening a huge dildo to the human skeleton.
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Squishy Star
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United States
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 05:47:45
school=less than a week away
me=totally stressing
why=1 incomplete science paper
" "=1 not even started math and spanish homework
" "= three-hundred paged books to read - all before 8 september!
am i going to get it done?? hhhheeeeellllll nooooooo
SHOOT ME PLEASE!
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System Shutdown
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 11:34:33
This ones pretty nasty, but accidental...
Once during Music (last lesson of the friday) we had to use the art classroom for the lesson next door because of exams taking place.
Me and this other kid got on pretty well (when we talked, that is) and the teacher left the room so we started chucking some massive wool holder thingy round like playing american football. Being the smartarse I am, i decided to drop kick it, blissfully unaware of the sunflower decoration at the top of the room. So i booted it, WHAM, and it shatters to pieces. F*ck.
By means of a miracle we managed to get out for the weekend without them noticing, but monday morning was one hell of a day. Turns out the sunflower was grown by the teachers father in law, who's now too old to garden, and that was given to her as part of a birthday present.
Whoops hehehh
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Em Jay
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 11:46:02
been there done all that!
replace sunflower with light from ceiling, replace wool with foot ball... see where it goes?
i almost got done for assault when i flicked my art teacher on her ear from behind and ran.
Every english lesson was mad in year 11. We locked the teacher out on wednesdays and made him climb through the window, he also taught from outside!
other times he wouldnt turn up till half way through the lesson and we had re-arranged the class room, that teacher was awesome! he loved us and let us **** about.
one good memory was in textiles with the lads. they where great fun! hiding behind a screen screaming "MRS DREEEWW, MINI CAB FOR YOUUU" aww she was so confused!
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djDMS
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 11:58:16
School?
I have some vague memories of my education but not enough to remember anything significant about it!
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Uproar
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 12:42:36
I once pulled a ceiling down with my mates on the way to R.E. We got bollocked to the high heavens.
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motivated
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 12:46:22
i had double biology today, we are disecting heats, of all sorts of animals, i got the stanly knife and stabbed the cow's heart, then i got two sticks, and put them through the main arteries, the gross thing was, that even though these hearts are supposedly meant to be blood free, and clean, they arent, and where there is a thing thats got an eye to be messy, im there, OHH and today i sprayed my hand with deoderant, and lit it...my principle saw me, i was on the oval, i was in p.e - physical education, she rang the fire alarm, and i spent the last 2 periods in her office with my mum, lol, i think im getting suspended...not sure,,,oh well, to see al the girls running down the oval was well worth whatever come out of it...btw, my school is an all girls catholic school, so nething that i do, i have haks keeping VERY annoyingly sharp eyes on me!
damn, oh well, that was today, my biology teacher wasnt impressed when she found the heart stapled to her bag either, she went down to her office, came back and it was there...i didnt do it *smirks*
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Uproar
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Posted - 2005/08/31 : 13:08:59
^^^^I've never had a day as eventful as that!^^^^
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