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mrs_hicks_xxx
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 Posted - 2005/03/21 : 19:16:33
apparently chickens dnt need to hav sex to make mini chickens, wats goin on there i never new this!!! sorry im bored n curious!!! lol!
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xx_lucy_xx
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 Posted - 2005/03/21 : 19:53:02
The egg needs to be fertilised to make a "lil chicken" from a male chicken.
Otherwise you get the plain boring eggs that you eat for you brekkie,
Chickens taste good.
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Posted - 2005/03/21 : 20:20:38
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Chickens taste good.
agreed
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mrs_hicks_xxx
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Posted - 2005/03/21 : 20:20:53
ah i get ya! sorry that a really dumb thing to ask but i really dint kno! lol! shuda got better education! lol!
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Shade0
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Posted - 2005/03/21 : 23:48:37
quote:
Originally posted by xx_lucy_xx:
The egg needs to be fertilised to make a "lil chicken" from a male chicken.
Otherwise you get the plain boring eggs that you eat for you brekkie,
Chickens taste good.
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care to tell us how the egg gets fertilised??
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Hard2Get
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Posted - 2005/03/21 : 23:50:02
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Originally posted by mrs_hicks_xxx:
apparently chickens dnt need to hav sex to make mini chickens, wats goin on there i never new this!!! sorry im bored n curious!!! lol!
No other feelin could compare, let ur body take u there, jus close ur eyes if u dare, united in hardcore til we die, spread ur arms n u wil fly and save the moment deep in side...AND ITS MAKIN ME WANA DANCE!
Mini chickens, lol!
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xx_lucy_xx
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Posted - 2005/03/22 : 00:09:32
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care to tell us how the egg gets fertilised??
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they just do it "doggy" style like most other things, but chickens have the same hole for everything which is just minging - most chickens are made by artificial insemination i think...
Not to sure, im guessing you all think im some chicken bummber now! Lmao
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Brian K
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Posted - 2005/03/22 : 01:59:58
not just chickens, pretty much all birds are that way
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xx_lucy_xx
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Posted - 2005/03/22 : 02:03:15
*thinks this topic has gone toooo far*
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swansea247
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Posted - 2005/03/22 : 02:19:58
ya must be a bit of a bird brain to bring up a topic like this
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Shade0
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Posted - 2005/03/22 : 20:23:08
its rare ive seen a well hung rooster, going at it chicken styleee in the middle of a field.
Also how does sperm get through the shell. ha.
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steve O
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Posted - 2005/03/22 : 20:36:48
^^^ I THINK the shell forms after the fertilisation. And Lucy, yes, we do think you're a chicken bummer lol!
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jenks
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Posted - 2005/03/28 : 05:38:00
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Originally posted by xx_lucy_xx:
care to tell us how the egg gets fertilised??
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they just do it "doggy" style like most other things, but chickens have the same hole for everything which is just minging - most chickens are made by artificial insemination i think...
Not to sure, im guessing you all think im some chicken bummber now! Lmao
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artificial insemination? god i bet they're all dying for a good cluck...
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mrs_hicks_xxx
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Posted - 2005/03/28 : 15:56:27
omg, i cant believe this topic is stil happenein! nice to kno i guess but i was jus curious i kn way too much bout chickens now n it scares me!!!
No other feelin could compare, let ur body take u there, jus close ur eyes if u dare, united in hardcore til we die, spread ur arms n u wil fly and save the moment deep in side...AND ITS MAKIN ME WANA DANCE!
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brown
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Posted - 2005/03/28 : 19:27:06
chickens u r all mad so am i for replyin...
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mrs hicks i`d say ur sxy
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Simon
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Posted - 2005/03/28 : 23:09:59
The egg cell of a bird is really what we call the yolk. In the chicken's egg this yellow ball of yolk is about 20 mm in diameter. The yolk is the food supply for the developing embryo. The nucleus of the bird's egg can be found in the middle of a white spot which is found on top of the yolk. You need a microscope to see the nucleus itself but the white spot is visible to the naked eye.
The egg that a hen (a female bird) lays is covered in layers of albumen (a material like jelly), two membranes and a hard shell. The shell and the membranes protect and support the egg. The albumen feeds the developing embryo with water and protein. The albumen, membranes and shell are added to the yolk layer-by-layer as it passes down a tube called the oviduct inside the hen's body.
The oviduct carries the egg from the ovary out of the hen's body. The last layer to be added is the shell. If a bird's egg is to be fertilized, mating must take place so that the egg will meet a sperm cell in the oviduct before these layers are added.
The shell of a bird's egg is often coloured or patterned to help camouflage it from predators. This is especially important for birds which nest on the ground, such as plovers. A hen bird may lay from 1 to 19 eggs in her nest. A group of eggs laid by a hen is called a clutch.
It does not matter whether the hen bird lays 2 or 20 eggs in her clutch, she will only lay one egg per day. This is important because birds' eggs are very large. If the hen bird were to lay all her eggs at once she would have to produce smaller eggs or fewer eggs.
The hen bird usually lays her egg for the day early in the morning. This is so that she can be free to hunt for food during the morning and in the middle of the day.
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